Printful product render: purple bumper sticker reading 'I'd rather be petty.'

“I’D RATHER BE PETTY” BUMPER STICKER

15 × 3.75 in. For tailgaters who deserve it.

€8.95

Printed on demand and shipped worldwide. Shipping is calculated live in the cart.

  • Made to order: nothing exists until you’re annoyed enough to buy it
  • Add a spite note: it goes on the packing slip as a gift message
  • No prices in the parcel. Ships straight to the target

★ Too much commitment? Serve them a free Official Notice of Pettiness first.

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