SERVE AN OFFICIAL NOTICE OF PETTINESS.

Free. Instant. Legally meaningless. Pick the offender and the offence, then send them the link.

WHO DID IT? WHAT DID THEY DO? Replying-all to a company-wide emailSaying “let’s take this offline” and never doing soScheduling a meeting that could have been an emailTaking the last coffee and not making moreMicrowaving fish in the office kitchen“Just circling back” for the fourth timeLeaving a voice note longer than three minutesSaying “no offence, but…” and then offendingBorrowing a charger. Permanently.Being right about it and never letting it goHumming. Constantly. Everywhere.Existing. (Even though it’d be better if they didn’t.) ISSUE THE NOTICE →